What are some good fly jokes?

Fly Jokes:

Set up: Why did the fly play outfield?

punchline: So he could catch a ride back to Home!

Set up: A young fly kept flying around a light bulb but wouldn't land. His mother asked why he always kept moving round and round the bulb.

Punchline: The young boy answered, "Because you warned me to never get watt-ed!" (Swatted, get it?)

Set-up: A girl fly and a boy fly decided to have a moonlit picnic. They flew by the garbage bin for some "take out" then flew up very very high. When the girl asked where they were going...

Punchline: The boy fly described a warm and bright spot high above a street. As they settled in atop the street light, the girl said, "Wow, I never knew the moon was SO big!"

Set-up: Why do flies fly?

Punchline: Because their legs are too short to reach the gas pedal and brake pedal.

Set-up: What do you call a group of flies on a city bus?

Punchline: Irritating commuters.