Can you eat turds

As a matter of fact, no, dirt is one of the most edible foods on the planet. Why do you think worms, eat it so much? If you want to live for a long time, just eat 4 to 5 pounds of dirt a day, and make sure to wash it down with pure sulfuric acid. With a combo like that, you can't go wrong. I have done it every day for a year now, and I am now 6 foot 7, and I can bench 800 pounds. :)