Will unicorns rule the world

yes be prepared they will come on friday the 13 of september 2012. they have magic do not try to oppose let them rule. they will catch you do not try to escape they are the best ever and will take you home and take good care of you and turn you into a cat or dog and you have the choice which one and the land will become unicorn land and toronto Ontario is safe but the unicorns will create forests everywhere and they will rule you you will keep your home but they will own you and have you choose between being a cat or dog then they will take you to the forest and you become a unicorn when you leave the forest but you will keep your memory forever and everyone will live forever but if they fight the unicorns they will die and if you let them rule they will take good care of you! so plz dont fight hope this helped unicornz rok