Funny you ask this, because I wrote it all down myself for the fun of it :P
This may not be spot on, but here's my attempt :)
Harry: Hello! As Harry Potter, my life is great and enviable. But let me tell you; it ain't all a big goblet of pumpkin juice. I have seen some sh*t. I've been orphaned, ostracized, abused, and attacked. I have mental scars! And while I may be handsome and successful in my day life, it is a night I can't escape from the horrible images that bounce around in the dark cavern that is my tortured noggin.
Like this one time, I had a nightmare. So I was just hanging out; being awesome, when Snape showed up. And he's all like "Mr Potter... You're flunking Potions class... What are your college plans...?" But he just kept getting angrier and angrier and angrier! Finally he flipped out and tried to kill me with a hammer!
Another time, I dreamt that I was dancing. It was beautiful! I was sooo great! But then Voldemort showed up and started to upstage me! He did moves I'd never seen before! And all the girls were like "Oh, he's so cool!" So I tried to bust a sweet move in retaliation, but suddenly my feet couldn't move! It sucked!
Another nightmare I had, I was pregnant. And I went into labour! *starts panting* And I gave birth to Ron! And I had to raise him from infancy; clothe him, feed him... but then I misplaced him! And this was terrifying because it meant I'd failed as a parent.
Oh! And this one time, I dreamt that Hermione was addicted to amphetamines! She kept digging through all my stuff, trying to find things to hock. So Ron and I held an intervention, and she flipped out and tried to kill us with a hammer.
And another time, I dreamt that I was middle aged! Yuck!
But the worst nightmare I ever had: I was at Hogwarts, and I saw Dumbledore. He looked so decrepit and ghastly. He kept telling me that I wasn't Harry Potter, and I was like "Of course I'm Harry Potter, Dumbledore!" But he just stared at me through those unfathomable eyes. And he told me that I was a patient in a psychiatric hospital, and that my mind had constructed this fantasy world of magic. All in order to escape the guilt... "Of having watching my wife die..."
That show was a spooky dream! Anyway! What are some of your worst wizarding nightmares? Leave me a comment, or a video response, and remember to hit subscribe!
Hermione: Okay Harry, we will do those things you just told us to do.
Ron: Subscribe to wha-?
Hermione: SHHH!!!
WOW that took a long time XD Anyway, hope this helped :) xx
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