Married male looking for discreet relationship?

The way i see it you are one of either two kinds of people. One you are really a twisted and perverted individual who thinks that its ok to cheat on your wife or two (which is what i'd put my money on) you don't actually want a discreet relationship you just put a weird question to see what kind of answers you would get back. If you are number one then you're mentally screwy and should go jump of a cliff...but if you are the latter then i hope this satisfied your curiOSity about what people would post to that kind of question