What is the best fat joke?

You're so fat you're on both sides of the family.

You're so fat that I can out of petrol driving round you.

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you're so fat your blood type is o-reo

you're so fat you have to iron your clothes on the freeway

you're so fat they had to baptise you at sea world

you're so fat you have to play pool with the planets

you're so fat your name is MATT MCCANN