How to train your ducks to dance?

the first step on getting your duck to dance is to limber it up. you must stretch out its legs and hips genitally. you know you are pulling too hard when it stabs you with its bill. the next step is to feed the duck 24 oz of grass. too little grass and the duck will not dance, too much and it will throw up. make sure that you hold your duck upside down to provide the correct digestion so the grass is fully consumed that will give your duck the POWER TO DANCE!