How much cheese can a Chinese sneeze if a Chinese could sneeze cheese?

the amount of cheese that the Chinese sneeze is measured in the degrees of how much the Chinese is allergic to cheese therefore the cheese that the Chinese sneeze goes great with peas but only if the Chinese who sneezed the cheese said please before it sneezed the cheese

this is cuz its the bee's knees for cheese in a Chinese after eating peas before saying please. jeez