How much food does a red panda eat each day?

Oh, dude, a red panda typically eats about 20-30% of its body weight in food each day. So, like, if a red panda weighs around 10 pounds, it's chowing down on 2-3 pounds of bamboo, fruits, insects, and maybe even a sneaky snack or two. They're basically the snack kings of the animal kingdom.