What are some reasons that you would be late that begin with the letter A?

A- Ants ate all my clothes.

B- Bob, my invisible friend said i had stinky breath so i had to go to the shop to get some breath mints.

C- Circus freaks insisted on using me as a practice dummy.

D- Dog bit my nose off so i had to go and get plastic surgery.

E- Elephants stood on my car.

F- Freddy Kruger showed up on my doorstep and tried to murder me.

G- Gorillas wanted to play barbies with me.