How do you get a man to eat you out?

Oh, dude, first things first, you gotta communicate your desires clearly. Like, use your Words, not telepathy. Then, set the mood, you know, light some candles, play some Marvin Gaye, make it a whole vibe. And hey, if he's still not getting the hint, maybe it's time to find someone who's more in tune with your needs, ya feel me?