What causes excessive flatuence?

You want to know what causes excessive flatulence, well I'll tell you,it's those stupid baked beans. Never eat those on a date. Because if you rip one right in the middle of your date,that boy/girl will never want to go out with again. Sure you'll say it was the beans,but she/he will never believe you. My advice to you is to just let it go,forget about it, you'll never get another date with him/her again.