How do you clean meth out of your system with baking soda?

No. There is no substance known to man that will "clean your system" of chemical substances, legal or otherwise. Even the medical use of Narcan will not mask the use of substances from a drug drop. The only way to beat a drug drop is to not do the drugs.

Do what you have to do to get off paper. Lay down, follow your guidelines, or simply turn yourself back in and go back to lockup.