What are some funny jokes for girls?

I know a good joke site that is random jokes and nothing to rude or offensive:

A boy went to school and the class were given a homework on an essay about a war they participated in. When that particular boy got home he didn't do the homework and when he got to school the next day his teacher asked him why he didn't do the homework and this is what ensued;

Teacher: Why did you not do your homework?

Boy: Sir, I was killed immediately the war began, that is why I couldn't write the essay.