Will there be a zombie apocolipse in 2012?

You know the whole thing with the Mayan calendar ending and the world is supposedly going to end? The reality is that is when the zombocalypse is going to start. The calendar ends because that is the end of this simple, human ruled world, and the beginning of the zombie ruled world where we are no longer at the top of the food chain. Prepare while you still can, we don't have much time left...

All kidding aside, Zombies are a fun fictional character type, but cannot exist in nature. The likelihood of a zombie Apocalypse is actually zero. Truly fun to consider though.