What are some funny jokes on the bus?

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?

Because roads weren't invented yet.

Husband: Your A b c d e f g h i j k

Wife: What does that mean?

Husband: A, you are Awesome. B, you are Beautiful. C, you are Cute. D, you are Delightful. E, you are Excellent. F, you are Fabulous. G, you are great. H, you are Hot.

Wife: How about I J K

Husband: I'm Just Kidding