What's the best way to pick up a lesbian?

The methods of showing a girl you are interested in her (picking up a girl) are endless. Different tactics work for different women. Here are a few suggestions:

• Compliment her looks. Be respectful when you do. Tell her she looks beautiful.
• Ask about her day. Be interested in what she is up to.
• Strike up a conversation about the music she is listening to, the dog she is walking, the book she is reading, anything to show you are interested.
• Make her laugh.
• Listen to whatever she says.

A literal answer: Put one arm around her back and the other arm around her legs, behind her knees. Bend your knees to reach down for her legs, and then bring up the hand holding her legs, at the same time lifting her up with your legs. If the girl is very heavy, you will need to work out to build up the strength to pick her up. If you're not sure you can lift the girl, most men can comfortably lift a person who weighs 2/3 as much as he does. Therefore if you weigh 150 pounds, you could probably lift a 100 pound girl easily. If you are really strong, you could probably lift someone equal to your own weight. Just to be safe, I would try my first lift on grass or next to some cushions, just in case something goes wrong.