What does allez vous baisent mean?

I'll kiss you. *edit by another user* Fail. This guy doesn't know what he's talking about... He likely used an online translator... A bad one... Those precise Words (assuming someone said this to you and not that you're trying to get people in trouble) mean "go f*** yourself," connotatively. I think if someone said this to you, you should be old enough to fill in the blanks there.