How do you make a fairy trap?

you have to make a box out of Mahash wood which can only be found at top of the Indies mountains in Peru.Then you must coat it in the sweat of a true warrior knight...only then will the last step come... you must make love to a female animal on its birthday...then sacrifice the the tender beautiful animals left ear you then set out the blood from the tail and pour it in the box...but be forewarned the Minotaur will follow the blood scent if it is left out for more than two moondas...after that you will have a Dragon...but to slay the Dragon you must jump out of a mahash tree and sing Kum buy yah the Dragon will then drop dead