Can wolf spiders eat roaches

A wolf spider eats wolves thats where the name comes from. This is amazing considering how small a wolf is compared to its brother the wolf spider. Sometimes people call me the wolf spider. However, I dont eat wolves. Mostly I drink beer and shoot lil' wayne in the face with paint balls. I dont want to kill him, as the indignity in which I force him to live as my man servant eating paintballs is what keeps me going day to day. Thank you lil' wayne for being my biznitch!