Are baboons evil

Yes; anything that climbs on top of your car at a zoo and pulls your windscreen wipers clean off has got to be the spawn of Satan. To make matters worse, they arrogantly wave their multi-colored butts in your face and poop in your engine just to rub it all in! I mean, to think that our DNA only differs from theirs by 2% brings forward some serious questions about the human race (virtually all of which you can type into the search bar with varying results).