What is the biological value of lipotropic protein?

The exact biological value of lipotropic protein is hotly disputed. Most bioeconomists believe that proteins, as a class, have inherent value that makes establishing exchange rates difficult. Other believe that the Coase Theorem demonstrates that all substances, even those with a psychologically constructed "True Value", can be bought and sold according to basic market principles.

The answer, at the time of this writing, is as follows. *Note: Exchange rates fluctuate constantly!*

1 unit lipotropic Protein =

1.25 units lipophobic Protein

.75 units of hemoglobin

.5 units of Folic Acid

55 units of Water

3 units of Vitamin B

1 unit of Bile

3.25 teaspoons of Sulfuric Acid

1 pint of Ether

12 Wombat Pelts

9 Yuan

2 Hermit Crabs

12 Mail-Order Collector's Coins