Why does your dad blame you for farting?

Do you REALLY want to know why? Well I will tell you anyways!The answer is because one of his retarded friends are over and he does not want to embaress himself when he farts so he will just blame it on you! I am sorry if you really did actually fart but this is for the people who have really annoying dads whos farts smell extremly bad! but just keep in mind that you do love him although his farts smell like a sewage plant! See you later i have to go clean out my underwares!! i farted really bad and in smells so bad man!! be lucky you are not in my house right now!! love for all farticles!!