How do you be like Blair waldorf?

Live at 917 Fifth Avenue, be unrealistically rich, have parents [including one gay father] who don't give a shitt, go to Nightingale Bamford School, emulate Audrey Hepburn in every possible way, be completely head over heels in love with a stoner, have a single ambition to get into Yale, smoke Gauloise, be cruel to be kind, never be caught without a headband and have a BFF who is always better than you no matter how dumb and slutty she is. And never,ever,EVER forget, to always look hot.