Who is Goose Akbar?

Goose Akbar is a fat, rich man, who owns 'goosely jets'. He has a son named Mirro, and a wife who works at a strip club and loves having sperm. Goose also has a daughter named Maya, owns most Apple outlets. Goose has all the gold in the world, and bribes his way through life. He has a guard named Ishwaak, and bribes him to guard him