What are some of massie blocks comebacks?

There are many different Massie Block comebacks here are some that I have listed:M=Massie Block A=Alicia Rivera

D=Dylan Marvil

K=Kristen Gregory

C=Claire Lyons

M: Isaac, did I ask you to take my temperature?

Isaac: What? No.

M:Then why are you all up in my BUTT?

M: Are you Shahbano Hussain?

C:Huh? No.

M:Then why are you acting so cool?

M: Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque (BBQ)?

C: Huh? No. I mean I don't know.

M: Then why are you all up in my GRILL?

M:Claire, I was just wondering. Are you a female dog?

C: What? Why?

M: Because your acting like a real BITCH!

M: Claire, do I look like a sled?

C: What? No.

M: Then why are you coming down on me?

M: Claire, do I look like I'm from Moscow?

C: No.

M: Then why do you think I'm good at Russian?

M: Claire, do i look like ET?

C: No.

then why are you pointing a finger at me?

M: Kuh-laire, are you a midget?

C: No.

M: Then get over him!

M: Uh, I thought DVDs weren't allowed at my sleepovers.

A: They're not.

M: Then why am i watching Lady and The Tramp?

M: Nina, am i a used Band-Aid?

Nina: Uh, no.

M: Then why did u rip me off?

M: Claire, do i spend eight hours a day sitting at a big round desk in the middle of the mall?

C: No.

M: Then why do you think I have information?

M: Are you a toad?

Alexandra: No, why?

M: Then why are you acting all horny?

M: Dylan, do I look like a video game?

D: No.

M: Then why are you playing me?

M: Kristen, are you mad at Alicia?

K: No, I'm just-

M: Then why does it sound like you want to socc-er?

M: Kuh-laire, are you a zit?

C: No.

M: Then why are you all covered up?

M: Dylan, is my name Dorothy?

D: Uh, no.

M: Then why did you think Munchkins could help me?

M: Penelope, are you a big boob?

Penelope: No.

M: Then why are you hanging?

M: Claire, are you a pyromaniac?

C: No, why?

M: 'Cause you're playing with fire!

M: Layne, are you a made of Saran Wrap?

Layne (AKA Layme): No

M: Then why are you acting all clingy?

M: Are you poor?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): No, why?

M: Because you're not making any cents.

M: Todd, did i order coffe?

Todd: Uh, no.

M: Then why are you all up in my MUG?

M: Am I a vampire?

A: Huh?

M: Then why are you keeping me in the dark?

M: Alicia are you a poor dress maker?

A: No.

M: Then why are you ripping off my material?

M: Alicia, are you a soccer coach for chickens?

A: No.

M: Then why are you calling fowl play?

M: Are you a confused woman?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): What? No, why?

M: Sorry, you look exactly like someone I know named Miss Taken.

M: Claire, are you in a coma?

C: No, why?

M: Then why do you think we're gonna take this lying down?

M: Derrick, are you having a soccer finals flashback?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): What No, why?

M: Because you seem a little desperate to score.

M: Claire, were your parents lobsters?

C: Uh, no.

M: Then why are you acting so shellfish?

M: Um, Claire, are you my favorite Chinese takeout dish?

C: No, why?

M: Then why are you acting all gung ho?

M: Do you work at the American ticket counter?

Seventh-grade twin girls: No.

M: Then why are you checking our bags?

M: Derrick, are you a actor?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): Huh?

M: I heard you were gonna be in the trailer!

M: Claire, do you work at the grocery store?

C: Huh? No.

M: Then why are you checking me out?

M: Skye, are you a Diesel turtleneck poncho?

Skye: No.

M: Then why are you trying to pull one over om me?

M: Layne, are you a diaper?

Layne: No.

M: They why are you so pissed?

M: Do you have a nut allergy?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): No, why?

M: Because your head is starting to swell.

Derrick (AKA Derrington): Do you have a towel?

M: No, why?

Derrrick (AKA Derrington): Because you're all washed up.

M: Are you a sweater set?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): No, why?

M: Because you've just met your match.

Derrick (AKA Derrington): Are you Will Ferell?

M: No, why?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): Then don't make me laugh.

M: Are you a calendar?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): No, why?

M: Because your days are numbered.

M: Um, are you the OCD sirens' goalie?

K: No! I'm the captain.

M: Then why are you trying to block my shot?

M: Um, Alicia, are you on the track team

A: No.

M: Then why are you trying to run with this?

M: Um, Ripple, are you asleep?

Ripple: No. Why?

M: Then whyare you dreaming?

M: Ellie, are you a nocturnal mammal?

Ellie: No.

M: Then why are you badgering me?

M: Do you have violent tendencies?

Olivia: No.

M: Then why were you hitting on Cam Fisher?

M: Um, Kristen, are you an astronaut?

K: No, why?

M: Then why are you spacing?

M: Um, Alicia, is my name V?

A: No.

M:Then why would I follow U?

M: Alicia, are we a pair of boobs?

A: Uh, no?

M: Then why are you clinging on to me?

M: Uh, Derrick, do I look like I sell Menour?

Derrick (Derrington): Uh, no why

M: then why do you think i give a crap??

Here's some more by Fashionngr8:

M: Um, do u listen to Mariah Carey?

L: No, why?

M: Because "you belong together".

M" Claire, do I work at 411?

C: No, why?

M: Then why do u think I have so much information?

M: You remind me of someone.

C: Who?

M: Hairy Potter.

M: Um, conversation between the taco and the burrito, nacho!

M:Claire, am I Draco Malfoy?

C:No.

M:Then why would I be jealous of you, Hairy Potter?