What does it mean to be kyle status?

Kyle status means to be dating for 3 months and get nothing what so ever. Also living in the mountain buying your xbox for 50$ having your favorite game as ring toss and always losing the corner of your paper everyday except on no sasquatch day. You will also attempt trying to delete this answer rather then improve it.

Also having dick freinds who think its funny to add dumb stuff on wiki answers about you.

at least we have dicks .

It also means that all you do with your GF is hold her hand. And then when you finally go to kiss her you end up puckering and stop like 4 inches short and walk off as fast as possible. It also means you don't stick up for your GF at all. And have the Iq of a rock.

Example:

"Dude, I was too scared to kiss my girlfriend today!"

"Wow Man, you are so kyle status!"