Can love potions work

yes there certainly is a potion and it does work ~ its called the spirit of love, it makes boy/girls love you when you get them to drink it. you put irn-bru ( a can ) salt , pepper just a pinch of both, 4 sqirts of tmoato sauce, a hand full of grass, a daisy, two ordirary leaves, pencil sharpenings , then you have to mix well until it goes looks soft , make the person you love drink it and suddenly they will love you <3