Nail salon anjelah Johnson script

We go over to this place called "Beautiful Nail". I was kinda confused when I read the sign, though. Beatiful Nail. (confused look) Just one… just one nail… do I get to pick which one…? Anyway, these ladies, they're so nice, they make you feel like it's all about you and costumer service, y'know, "Whatever you like, we do for you!" Really nice, yeah… as soon as I walk in, yeah, they greet me, "Hi honey, what you need today?"

"Oh, um… can I get my nails done?"

"Okay, honey, do you like pedicure too?"

"Uh, no, no, just my nails…"

"Honey, why you don't like? Pedicure, it make look nice, it so sexy. Is better for you."

"Oh… alright, sure then, I'll get a pedicure too, thanks."

"Okay, honey, sit down, mymeilinggonnadoyougoodjobonlytwentydollarthat'sokay sit down."

"Oh, okay, thanks…"

So Mei Ling starts doing my nails right away… um, by the way, her American name is "Tammy"… Tammy… (pretends to be Tammy doing her nails, looks up every few seconds) "You have boyfriend?"

"Um, no, no, I don't have boyfriend…"

"Honey, why you don't have? You look so pretty, like model… so pretty. You like long or short nail?"

"Uh, short nails, please, thanks."

"Oh honey, that's why you don't have boyfriend. I do for you, long better."

"Alright, fine, I'll have long nails. Thanks…"

"That's okay honey, only four dollar more, that's okay."

"Do you like crital jail? (crystal gel)"

"…wha…?"

"Do you like crital jail?"

"Um… (mouths "what did she say?")… uh, I'm sorry, um… what?"

"Honey, do you like crital jail for your nail, is the best thing you can have for your nail, make look nice, it sparkle like diamond in the sky, do you like crital jail?"

"Oh, um… no, I don't want crital… that, thanks."

"Honey, you say to me you don't have boyfriend, I want to help you."

"Oh, okay, fine, I'll have some. Thank you."

"Is okay, is better for you, only six dollar more. Open it (?), go wash you hand!"

"Alright, thanks, Tammy. Oh wait, hold on, this one looks a little bit crooked. See that?"

(motions Tammy looking over the nail) "No honey, that your finger, do like that." (motions to show that finger is crooked)

"That's funny, 'cause my finger didn't 'do like that' before I came in here."

"Is okay honey, I fix it for you, is okay, don't worry. (begins to speak Chinese) (looks back at her) Oh, she say you look so pretty."