Can you do open heart surgery with a spork?

Actually, you can do heart surgery with a spork. It's difficult to get through the chest cavity, so expect it to take sometime. Also, be sure to used a clean spork (if you've had beans and cheese from Taco Bell, be sure to run it under hot water).

Also, it will be quite painful to the patient if they are still alive. The likelihood of them dying is almost 100%. It's actually better to start with a dead patient to avoid these serious side effects.