What does it mean if my guy friend touches my waist?

it means that he is totally in love with you and you shouldn't worry about it.

^^^^^ that is wrong

when a guy holds your waist, it means they are a tempted to fart on the peddle of your bike. they tend to do this time to time when the seasons change. sometimes it could be delayed due to the African tribes heading towards the east of Libya where the navy cheers for Michael palin as he gets out the aircraft and then slowly makes his way to the snowmobiles. i hear you ask where were carrots discovered. in maths i will be experiencing the smell of cheese and onion breath. this will make me cry because i get a flashback of the time when i realised i had toe nail tangled around the material of my sock.

hugging is illegal.

your not allowed to hug someone the opposite sex as you.

as this could lead to rape where my pal who are known as the forensic sciencists will find the evidence hidden under your armpit.