Can you give funny alliteration using the letter a?

Awful Annie's Alligator, Artie, ate anything: ants, Apples, anteaters, automobiles, and Aunt Aileen. Annie abhorred Aileen and Artie ate anything... amazing and abhorrent. After, Annie's announced an alligator army. Artie, Abel, Andrew, Afton, and Avi. Annie's alligator Army almost always attacks Atlanta. Avoid Atlanta, and avoid Annie's army.