What happens if you drink a whole bottle of chamoy?

Oh, dude, drinking a whole bottle of chamoy is like asking for a one-way ticket to Flavor Town. Your taste buds will be doing a salsa dance, but your stomach might not be too happy about it. You'll probably be running to the bathroom faster than you can say "spicy regret." So, maybe stick to drizzling it on your snacks instead of chugging it like a frat boy at a kegger.