Java
Some Reasons For Being Late Beginning With J Include:
In alphabetical order:
- Jabbering
- Jackal attack
- Jacked
- Jacking off
- Jacuzzi
- Jail visit
- Jailed
- Jakarta Tsunami
- jammed
- Jammed traffic
- Japanese attacked
- Jaundice
- Java
- Jaywalking
- Jealousy
- Jeans ripped
- Jeep stalled
- Jet crash
- Jet lag
- Jig
- Jilted
- Jinxed
- Jitters
- Job
- Job hunting
- Job interview
- Job issues
- Job sucks
- Jogging
- Joint
- Jubilant
- Juggling
- Jugular
- Juiced
- Jump starting car
- Jumped by gang
- Jumped out of car
- Jumper cables missing
- Junction closure
- Juniper berry poisoning
- Junta stopped me
- Jury duty
- Just gave birth
- Just lazy
- Just overslept
- Justification
- Justified reasons
Other Misc. Answers:
- Joint wasn't next to my bed, so I had to snort a line to wake up
- Jack fell down the stairs
- Just wanted a lie in
- Jane my wife forgot to set the alarm
- Joy of being lazy
- Jim Bob my boyfriend made love to me all night long
- Jacked up
- Just overslept
- Journey to work was delayed
- Jillian my daughter was sick this morning
- Just forgot to set my alarm clock
- Jeremy the taxi driver lost his way
- Jujitsu class took longer than I expected
- Jim Bob my cat got run over
- John, my son was not feeling well so i had to take him to the hospital.
- Just got out of traffic!
- Jenna-lea forgot her money
- Jeep would not start
- Jelly from my toast got on my clothes and I had to change
- Jumped out of bed and broke my toe.
- Just don't care...
- Just woke up...
- Just got a ticket...
- Jammed your foot in the door
- Jellyfish sting
- Jukebox exploded
- Juice spilled
- Junior Girl Scout tried to sell you cookies
- Jaguar (car) was stolen
- Jaguar escaped from the zoo
- Just got back from Timbuktu.
- Jogging backwards. (i.e "Sorry I am late for work I was practicing Jogging backwards and I kept falling over")
- Jesus stole my shoes.
- Just one minute late, come on!
- Joo know how long it is to here?
- June Heat makes me get tired and so I couldn't walk as fast
- January cold froze my (insert body part or car part) and I had to stop and deal with it.
- Jaywalking got me run over
- Jaguars ran away from the zoo and I had to approach cautiously
- Justin Timberlake was on the street and I had to fight the crowd, and get an autograph
- Juice spilled on me and I had to clean it
- Jellyfish stung me
- Jam got on my shoe
- Jets crashed into the highway and I had to take the long way
- Jefe, que te pica?! Solo fue un minuto!
- Jury duty took longer than expected.
- Jack Sparrow Stole my ship!!!
- Jail
- Juggling Clowns
- Jorgan Bonstrangle (Fairly odd parents)
- Job
- Just caught fire and had to stop drop and roll until firemen came
- Jonas brothers visited me this morning.
- Just had to finish that joint.
- Jackal ate my sister
- Jennifer ate my cat
- Jumped from Empire State Building
- My car is junk, it broke down. By the way, how about a raise so I can get a new one.
- Just needed some "me" time.
- Jaws!
- Jailed
- Jeez, get in line, it's not YOUR turn today to get on my case!
- Jealousy gave me a flat tire.
- Jury duty ran into overtime...
- Jostled by mugger on bus -had to make police report-
- Jackles ran on the road
- Jester went insane and tried to put those red squeaky noses on everyone
- Jet crashed on my face.
- Jack pot! Had to spend it.
- Just busy jamming with jazz instructor.
- Jammed mailbox. I had a devil of a time getting out!
- Just woke up 10 minutes ago.
- Jogged to work today
- Jammed my toe in the car door
- Juice wasn't in the fridge.
- Joked that you overslept
- Jabba the Hut was attacking me on Lego Star Wars and I didn't want to die.
- Jam ran out and I had to buy some more.
- Jumped at home and hurt my leg.
- Just finishing off my homework.
- Jailed
- Jam session
- Just got off a plane
- Jack did not pick me up on time
- Jelly Beans fell all over me
- Just woke up.
- John overflowed.
- Jammed my finger in the door.
- Jeans wouldn't fit.
- Java overload.
- Joined Procrastinators Anonymous.
- Jello monster in the hallway.
- Just got here due to traffic
- Just are
- You could use 'justification' which is an excuse or reason for anything.
- Just-in-time
- Jet-lag (forgot what time it was, because you were use to another time zone)
- Jeff Foxworthy attempted to assassinate you
- Jumped on nail
- Jennifer stole my car
- Jail caught up to me
- James Bond movie came out
- Justin Bieber had to hide in my garage from a mob of screaming teens.
- Just got out of surgery
- Jello made a big stain on my suit and all my other suits were dirty so I had to wash it.
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