Which Hollywood actress farts?

"everyone does. it's natural."

You idiot! That question was NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!! This is how you respond to it:

"Oh, she certainly does. (sniffs) And boy, it sure is strong! It smells like a dead cow! Nobody else's comes close...except for Pam Anderson and the late Mae Young, Dusty Rhodes, Andre The Giant and The Netcop Scott Keith of course."