How do you get toys without parents noticing?

Depends on what you want. There are plenty around the house things that can be used to substitute. Trust me lol. Do you want to penetrate the g-spot or the cl*t? Electronic tooth brushes, or shower heads work ABSOLUTELY great. I cum every time with them on my cl*t. And a cucumber is great, as well as a curling iron for penetrating the g-spot. I prefer cl*t orgasms though.