Who is hamza ansar?

Hamza ansar is the father of the people who wrote the previous answer...

He is also a hamster.

Hamza Ansar is private property. No part of him may be used, reproduced, mated with, sniffed, destroyed, tampered with, or eaten without express written permission except in the case of brief, possibly coded quotations embodied in critical articles, reviews, subpeonas, Tamil film subtitles and arrest forms.

Allegedly birthed in the city of Lahore (of which few shady witnesses can be found who are willing to testify), Hamza Ansar is a mysterious entity who has been called an animal, a vegetable, a mineral, a criminal, a bestseller, a corpse, a smell, a fictional character, an unreliable narrator, a theatrical wonder, a dangerous documenter, a photogenic photographer, a lady, a gentleman, a rogue, a magnetic field, a dancer, a serial killer, a verb, and nearly always late for dinner by a great number of dubious authorities.

He is mostly molested by men, women, children and labradors because of his uncanny sexual self. Like the amazing Spider Man, the Hamza too has a Hamza-sense, which he uses to help those in need anywhere around him, especially if they need some sweet Hamza-loving.

Signing off,

-Benny Lava