If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half how long would it take a one-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

The question you presented is an example of a nonsensical or nonsensical riddle that does not have a straightforward or logical answer. It is designed to be a play on Words or a trick question, meant to confuse or entertain rather than to be solved mathematically. In this case, there is no direct correlation between the time it takes for a chicken to lay an egg and the action of a one-legged grasshopper kicking seeds out of a dill pickle.