How do you get a rimjob from a lady?

You obviously pay her first. Then talk dirty with a bit of 4-play and then talk filthy to her! Now here is where this gets tricky! So pay attention. If you take her to your house and your house has more than 1 story. Push her down the stairs! If it's a hotel room, apartment, etc. Then hit her with the closest blunt object toward your LEFT HAND ( the right hand will not have any damage. Like the move Earthquake to a flying type pokemon ). Then you will need: Baking soda, lime juice, water, a bag of doritos, a pillow case and bed springs also some 3 braided rope. You can do the rest. Happy rimming!