What is the country song that talks about the traits of a country song pickup trucks guns dogs etc?

there is a number of country songs with those lyrics. but you can try, if that ain't country, by david Alan coe. if it's an older song. if it's a newer song then try trace adkins, songs about me. maybe if you let us know if it's a classic country song or a new one we may be more help.

AnswerThere's another song by David Allen Coe called "You Never Even Call Me by My Name" that has a bridge that makes fun of country songs. Here's thy lyrics to the whole song. Sorry they're not formatted or anything.

WELL, IT WAS ALL THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYIN'SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAMEYOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGSAND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDEAND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME Merle Haggard ANYMOREEVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ON MY FIGHTIN' SIDEAND I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET MEAND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN' IN THE RAINBUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAMEWELL, I'VE HEARD MY NAME A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)AND I'VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I'VE PLAYEDBUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW I'LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAYSO I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET MEAND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN' IN THE RAINBUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAMESPOKEN: WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG. I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN'T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA, OR TRAINS, OR TRUCKS, OR PRISON, OR GETTIN' DRUNK. WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG AND HE SENT IT TO ME, AND AFTER READING IT, I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG. AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM. THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISONAND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAINBUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCKSHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAINAND I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME AND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN' IN THE RAIN NO, A' YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON'T CALL MEWHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME

AnswerAlso take a look at "Play Something Country" by Brooks & Dunn if you're looking for a newer song. Answerthat sounds like "Backwards" by Rascal Flatts.