Jobs for 15 year olds in hamilton?

Hi, I represent Child Labour Inc. We provide part time jobs for 10-16 year olds in forein countries. You will be rewarded with food. MWuhahahahha!!! Next time you try to find a job do babysitting, some pedafile could pretend to be an old guy and try to do nasty things to you. Yours Sincerly Yoda <(-_-)>