What is man stick?

It is when you're playing tag with friends and you're not in, then all of a sudden out of nowhere your 'friend' tags you, you feel so suprised and hurt that you go stiff, like a fainting goat when they are suprised. It wears off after awhile, by awhile i mean 2-3 months. You need to constantly be rubbed around the belly button in a clockwise motion every day for atleast an hour straight by someone else because clearly you are inable to move because you have the stick man disease.

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