Is there a birthday poem for an eleven year old girl?

1.Just stop and smell roses...slow down

2.You can never stop time but you can always pull out the batteries of the clock

3.I thought i was old.... Until i met you!!

4.If you look in the mirror and start to see wrinkles on your face, don't worry, your wife looks worse!!

I could only think of 4. Please add more if you can think of any.