Can bluebirds get wolf worms

Yes! Wolf worms is a common ailment among bluebirds that is primarily transmitted by unprotected inter-species sex acts. Since 1972 incidence of wolf worms in blue birds has spiked dramatically after the Supreme Court overturned the "Defense of Decency Act" in a 5-4 decision.

If you are worried that your bluebird has wolf worms you can check by applying the adhesive side of a piece of scotch tape to its cloaca. If the bird appears to enjoy the act it is likely a deviant and has engaged in inter-species sex acts.

Wolf worms is fatal to bluebirds, so a true friend would put the bird out of its misery by twisting it's head off, duct taping it back on, and selling it to a blind kid.