How much money is john mayer worth?

A man once said asked John Mayer, "where is the light?"

John responded by saying "home is where you make it?"

The man replied by saying "no I said the light"

John then said "you're too young to die" while walking away shaking his head and spinning like his beloved idol Michael Jackson and ranting about a kid in deltona, FL named Michael rivera(who is ultimate in general)

and then rob dyrdek did a backflip in a scuba suit while shooting a Basketball in russia that bounced off of dramas head into a bull dog decorated basketball hoop 6 inches in diameter while the basketball it self is 7 inches

If you are unsure if the previous is real or scandilous. contact us at Johnmayerlovespokemon.com or call mcdonalds on a Thursday and ask for Harry Weasley..... Cats are cute but kittens are cuter