What does McDonald's deluxe breakfast include?

Pancakes, sausage, scrambled eggs, hashbrowns, bacon, a biscuit, butter, syrup, jam, and a knife and fork if you're lucky.

I've found that probably 3 out of every 4 times I've ever ordered this (probably 20 times) something was missing (hashbrowns most often). I think McDonald's employees should read this entry if they get three free seconds.