Did the dinosaurs really die out?

Dinosaurs are not extinct. It is a right wing conspiracy designed to keep the public from fearing them while going about its daily activities. If the general public was aware that dinosaurs exist within the modern world, GDP would plummet since people would be afraid to go to work or even to the store to buy food. Thus, all dinosaur related deaths are quickly hidden from view and the family members paid off to keep quiet. I only know this because I am one of those family members who was paid to keep quiet; but I've decided to break the silence and I don't care what happens to me.

Rest in Peace, Father. Rest in Peace.