Who can fly and who cannot?

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• If you mean to fly as in by yourself and without any equipment, than no one can possibly fly. If you mean in a plane, than anyone who is not drunk and an alcoholic can fly.

• Nobody can fly, except make-believe people, such as fairies, Harry Potter on a broom, Superman, or magical dragons. You cannot fly unless you are in an airplane. That is the only way to fly.

• Some mystics claim to fly but have failled any scientific test.

• Many people can fly in aircraft if they meet security protocols, are in good enough health, are not drunk, etc.

• Only people with pilots licenses can fly (be in charge of) aircraft.

• Recent advances in strap on wings and small jet engines have permitted individual powered flight.

• Pilots can fly. Alchoholics, people suffering from seizures, and deaf and blind people can not.

I can fly if i want to