What are some funny prank calls?

Here is a really funny one.

Person: Hello

You: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Person: What?

You: Billy Goat

HANG UP

Person: Hello

You: I will eat your toes while you're sleeping

Person: WHO IS THIS?

You: Billy Goat

HANG UP

Person: WHAT?

You: Billy Goat

HANG UP

:

Person: Look dude, I'm calling the cops

You: Look behind you

Person: I don't see anything

You: Look again

Person: Yeah, I don't see anything

You: Billy Goat

HANG UP

*TOMORROW AT 6 A.M*

Person: He-Hello

You: How does that pillow feel on your skin?

Person: Billy Goat!

You: 2+2= A muffin for you!

Person: Oh no!

You: Berries and Cream, Berries and Cream!

Person: Go away!

THEY HANG UP

Okay, if you can, hot wire your phone to the 911 center.

911 guy: 911 what is your emergency?

Person: Some guy keeps prank calling me!

You: Would you like us to send someone over?

This will make them go insane probably.

Always put *67 before the number so they probably won't know who you are.