What are the lyrics to the 12 groovy days of Christmas?

Thinking back when my true love and I first met

One December in the nineteen seventies.

Twelve days of gifts so rare;

Each gift, none can compare.

These presents given I would like to share!

(Remember, this was the 70's, okay?)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

An 8-track by the Partridge Family.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Two platform shoes, and an 8-track by the Partridge Family.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Three headbands, two platform shoes,

And an 8-track by the Partridge Family.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Four Volkswagen bugs, three headbands, two platform shoes,

And an 8-track by the Partridge Family.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Five, five, golden mood rings - ooo, ooo,

Four Volkswagen bugs, three headbands, two platform shoes,

And an 8-track by the Partridge Family.

Five more days of groovy gifts! The postman came in shifts!

Ten sets of door beads, nine paisley blankets,

Eight disco balls, seven giant earrings, six leisure suits,

Five, five golden mood rings - ooo, ooo,

Four Volkswagen bugs, three headbands, two platform shoes,

And an 8-track by the Partridge Family.

And on the eleventh day of Christmas,

my true love gave to me

Eleven sticks of incense to set my spirit free.

It's the final day of giving. The twelfth day ends this vamp.

My true love sends a present of twelve lava lamps,

Eleven sticks of incense, ten sets of door beads,

Nine paisley blankets, eight disco balls,

Seven giant earrings, six leisure suits,

Five, five, golden mood rings - ooo, ooo,

Four Volkswagen bugs, three head bands, two platform shoes,

And an 8-track by the Partridge Family.

Twelve days of gifts for me in those far out seventies.

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas - seventies! Boogie down!